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Otto's Diary ed. 1

Written by Luveaucek at 04:42 10/4-2012

  My name is Otto Hovorka and supposedly I'm some sort of PR manager for an OCM cycling team, Luveaucek. I'm not exactly sure where I am, but I think I could be on the ocean as this windowless structure, that I'm somehow trapped in, rocks and rolls from side to side and I think I can hear crashing waves... although I don't smell seawater, and I can hear many different bird calls outside.
  
  I've been secluded for about 5 days now; completely isolated with a very luxuriously stocked refrigerator, a plush fold-out cot, and this computer which seems to only allow me access to OCM media, and the Luveaucek servers. The last thing I remember was meeting Wryen at the bar to discuss a possible business venture together/my previous indebtedness.
  
  Today, I received an email from Wryen instructing me to address the recent injuries within the team. I was given the teams' current roster, email addresses of the riders, and a preliminary schedule of upcoming races.
  
  Apparently there's been three different injuries in the last two weeks, and all eyes are on mechanic Mr. Le Peletier, whom hasn't responded to my inquiries. Wryen may have to tighten his belt in the upcoming weeks to compensate for these inconveniences, and he may even scratch some previously targeted races.
  
  I hope to escape eventually, although I cant determine how.... and the fridge, somehow, replenishes itself, sort of. My wife will undoubtedly try to kill me when I initially return, but, I should be able to fend her off and smooth the waters.

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NightmareChaos at 09:22 10/4-2012
  I want a fridge like that too!!!!!

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